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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,893rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,067thHighest Crime Rates: 2,083rd
The Allied States of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
Anarchism
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yostraria

Population4.173 billion

CapitalVerbania
LeaderZenobio Parisi
FaithSecularism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalKangaroo

The Allied States of Yostraria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zenobio Parisi with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.173 billion Yostrarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Administration and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verbania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The powerhouse Yostrarian economy, worth 328 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 78,690 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,106 per year while the poor average 10,787, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

There is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, Zenobio Parisi has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, the Kangaroo stadiums are open 24/7, and many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yostraria's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Yostraria is ranked 202,994th in the world and 38th in Xedas for Most Secular, with 10.93 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,893rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,067thHighest Crime Rates: 2,083rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,894thLargest Retail Industry: 4,320thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,638thMost Avoided: 6,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,619thMost Armed: 9,781stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,291stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,237thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,853rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,353rdHighest Drug Use: 16,725thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,125thMost Devout: 17,819thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,176th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yostraria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, the Kangaroo stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, Zenobio Parisi has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.
  • : Yostraria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yostraria, Yostrarian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.

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