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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,106thSafest: 1,816thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,850th
The Kawaii Empire of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Community Leader (Foreign Affairs)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.813 billion

LeaderEmpress Faye
FaithShinto Christianity

CurrencyYongian yen
Animalかわいい 猫

The Kawaii Empire of Yong is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Faye with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.813 billion Yongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houfu. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Yongian yen a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,692 Yongian yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, Empress Faye seems to wear red a lot these days, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and the official Yongian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yong's national animal is the かわいい 猫, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto Christianity.

Yong is ranked 240,249th in the world and 107th in Gay for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -19.13 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,106thSafest: 1,816thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,850thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,984thMost Developed: 2,050thMost Pacifist: 2,416thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,845thSmartest Citizens: 2,888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,014thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,303rdLargest Governments: 3,315thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,677thMost Efficient Economies: 3,883rdBest Weather: 4,076thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,227thMost Inclusive: 4,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,686thMost Influential: 5,765thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,454thHealthiest Citizens: 6,815thNicest Citizens: 7,160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,381stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,617thHighest Average Incomes: 8,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,455thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,411thHighest Economic Output: 10,611thMost Cultured: 11,278thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,392ndMost Secular: 14,382ndMost Income Equality: 19,421st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the region

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