The Kawaii Empire of Yong is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Faye with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.813 billion Yongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houfu. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Yongian yen a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,692 Yongian yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, Empress Faye seems to wear red a lot these days, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and the official Yongian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yong's national animal is the かわいい 猫, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto Christianity.

Yong is ranked 240,249^th in the world and 107^th in Gay for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -19.13 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.