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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,535thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,611thMost Influential: 11,189th
The Most Serene Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Fly like a kiwi-I mean a penguin-oh you get the point.
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Population781 million

CapitalAgna Ones


The Most Serene Republic of YesIdowantcalamarithanks is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 781 million YesIdowantcalamarithanksians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agna Ones. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming YesIdowantcalamarithanksian economy, worth 77.3 trillion Marshmallows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,944 Marshmallows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, kiwi populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YesIdowantcalamarithanks's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

YesIdowantcalamarithanks is ranked 209,361st in the world and 1,082nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,535thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,611thMost Influential: 11,189thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,288thNicest Citizens: 12,110thMost Inclusive: 13,259thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,045thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,147thHighest Food Quality: 14,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,324thMost Cultured: 18,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,357thHealthiest Citizens: 21,064thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,324thSafest: 24,331stBest Weather: 24,689thHighest Drug Use: 24,698thMost Pacifist: 25,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25,636thLowest Crime Rates: 26,359thMost Developed: 27,537th
Highest Drug Use: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 137th in the region

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