The Most Serene Republic of YesIdowantcalamarithanks is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 781 million YesIdowantcalamarithanksians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agna Ones. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming YesIdowantcalamarithanksian economy, worth 77.3 trillion Marshmallows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,944 Marshmallows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, kiwi populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YesIdowantcalamarithanks's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

YesIdowantcalamarithanks is ranked 209,361^st in the world and 1,082^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.