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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,578thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,625thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,177th
The Democratic Republic of
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Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Yensonia

Population2.616 billion

CapitalPatrica
LeaderJulhan Himintash
FaithAtheism

CurrencyEnso
AnimalGorilla

The Democratic Republic of Yensonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julhan Himintash with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.616 billion Yensonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patrica. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yensonian economy, worth 409 trillion Ensoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,683 Ensoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Yensonian as 'your finger, you fool', spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Yensonia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yensonia's national animal is the Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yensonia is ranked 197,347th in the world and 5th in The Districan Rebel Council for Most Stationary, with 51.27279357428 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,578thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,625thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,177thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,597thMost Pacifist: 10,606thLargest Retail Industry: 11,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,483rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,196thMost Developed: 12,335thSmartest Citizens: 12,491stMost Secular: 12,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,779thHighest Food Quality: 13,867thNicest Citizens: 13,908thSafest: 13,948thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,334thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,615thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,929thHighest Average Incomes: 19,849thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,441stMost Cultured: 20,498thMost Efficient Economies: 24,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,892ndMost Beautiful Environments: 25,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,914thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29,173rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Yensonia.
  • : Yensonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Yensonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Yensonian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Yensonia has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Yensonia, the family of Julhan Himintash bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions.

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