The Woodhouse Sanctum of Yavapai-Apache Nation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The humorless, devout population of 23.3 billion Yavapai-Apache Nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The all-consuming Yavapai-Apache Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion besoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,723 besoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yavapai-Apache Nation's national animal is the piishii, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yavapai-Apache Nation is ranked 40,385^th in the world and 2^nd in The Apache Partisans for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.53 law-abiding acts per hour.