Population | 8.434 billion |
Leader | Smokey the Bear |
Faith | Anti-communism |
Currency | Yagonian churro |
Animal | Yellow Grizzly bear |
The Memelords of Yagonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smokey the Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.434 billion Yagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Yagonian economy, worth 867 trillion Yagonian churroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,893 Yagonian churroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yagonia's national animal is the Yellow Grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti-communism.
Yagonia is ranked 126,661st in the world and 17,388th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 269.26970961172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yagonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Yagonia, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in Yagonia, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Yagonia, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Yagonia, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Yagonia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Yagonia, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
- : Yagonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Yagonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Yagonia, Yagonia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.