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Largest Retail Industry: 11,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,450thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,186th
The Memelords of
New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
Kachow
Smokey the Bear
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Yagonia

Population8.434 billion

LeaderSmokey the Bear
FaithAnti-communism

CurrencyYagonian churro
AnimalYellow Grizzly bear

The Memelords of Yagonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smokey the Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.434 billion Yagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yagonian economy, worth 867 trillion Yagonian churroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,893 Yagonian churroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yagonia's national animal is the Yellow Grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti-communism.

Yagonia is ranked 126,661st in the world and 17,388th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 269.26970961172 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 11,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,450thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,664thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,154thMost Inclusive: 18,190thSafest: 18,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,864thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,439thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,318thHighest Food Quality: 24,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,789thSmartest Citizens: 28,085thHealthiest Citizens: 29,345thMost Developed: 29,492nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Income Equality: 149th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 251st in the regionMost Average: 378th in the regionMost Conservative: 524th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 561st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 933rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,211th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yagonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Yagonia, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
  • : Following new legislation in Yagonia, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Yagonia, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Yagonia, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Yagonia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Yagonia, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Yagonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Yagonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yagonia, Yagonia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.

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