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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th
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Xynlandia

Population12 billion

CapitalXXXX
Leadersome random guy
Faiththe best religion

CurrencyXynium
AnimalXylophone

The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,558 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 379,916 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Xynlandians into bankruptcy, and there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 207,179th in the world and 7,578th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.11 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20thMost Primitive: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 45thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rdLowest Crime Rates: 125thHighest Poor Incomes: 194thLargest Black Market: 236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 332ndLargest Governments: 392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 486thMost Conservative: 545thFattest Citizens: 612thHighest Average Incomes: 888thMost Avoided: 960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,839thMost Authoritarian: 1,982ndTop
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Most Extreme: 2,112thHighest Economic Output: 2,134thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,081stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,968thNudest: 4,127thMost Efficient Economies: 6,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,704thMost Secular: 9,738thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,715th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Conservative: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Extreme: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 226th in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 582nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Xynlandians into bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, colonial subjects have Xynlandian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of some random guy in ermine and velvet garb.

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