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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,742ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,198th
The ValkGuard Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Only those who climb shall prosper
George Tyrac
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Xobria

Population14.166 billion

CapitalSnowpine
LeaderGeorge Tyrac
FaithValkism

CurrencyKnickel Brass
AnimalMoose

The ValkGuard Kingdom of Xobria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by George Tyrac with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.166 billion Xobrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowpine. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xobrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Knickel Brasses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,126 Knickel Brasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

When it comes to real men it takes one to know one, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xobria's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valkism.

Xobria is ranked 264,580th in the world and 106th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 13.13340826128 days.

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