Population | 14.166 billion |
Capital | Snowpine |
Leader | George Tyrac |
Faith | Valkism |
Currency | Knickel Brass |
Animal | Moose |
The ValkGuard Kingdom of Xobria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by George Tyrac with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.166 billion Xobrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowpine. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Xobrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Knickel Brasses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,126 Knickel Brasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
When it comes to real men it takes one to know one, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xobria's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valkism.
Xobria is ranked 264,580th in the world and 106th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 13.13340826128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xobria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Xobria's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Xobria's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Xobria's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Xobria relocated from Lazarus to Institute of Cellulose.
- : Xobria altered its national flag.
- : Xobria was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Xobria ceased to exist in Institute of Cellulose.
- : Xobria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Xobria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.