Population | 33.192 billion |
Capital | Daklerdikus |
Leader | The Board of Directors |
Faith | Greed |
Currency | TISNoBober |
Animal | vole |
The Armed Corporation of Xjaviria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Board of Directors with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.192 billion Xjaviriani are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daklerdikus. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Xjavirian economy, worth a remarkable 9,582 trillion TISNoBobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 288,701 TISNoBobers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,209,857 per year while the poor average 10,245, a ratio of 215 to 1.
Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, The Board of Directors is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Xjaviria's national animal is the vole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greed.
Xjaviria is ranked 114,535th in the world and 3rd in Small Ineffectual Rulers for Most Stationary, with 336.28372227828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Xjaviria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : The Grand Imperial Republic of TISNoBob renamed the office held by Xjaviria from "Ghostipotis" to "Gheistos" in Small Ineffectual Rulers.