The Republic of Xin-hua is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.681 billion Xinhuanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jinyu City. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The powerhouse Xinhuanese economy, worth 773 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,709 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

All the playground's a stage for Xinhuanese schoolchildren, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xin-hua's national animal is the Swallow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xin-hua is ranked 57,992^nd in the world and 27^th in Rushmore for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.22 law-abiding acts per hour.