The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.805 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,969 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 423,794 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 1,042^nd in the world and 39^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,197.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.