Population | 18.56 billion |
Capital | Ranaxane |
Leader | Axtaron the quantum AI core |
Faith | Atheism 🚫 |
Currency | Q-seed |
Animal | cat |
The Colonisation Hypercarrier of Xeketria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Axtaron the quantum AI core with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 18.56 billion Xeketrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranaxane. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Xeketrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,268 trillion Q-seeds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,118 Q-seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeketria's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism 🚫.
Xeketria is ranked 101,308th in the world and 2nd in 55 Cancri for Most Stationary, with 426.73026855912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Axtaron the quantum AI core is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, maximum security Xeketrian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
- : Following new legislation in Xeketria, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.