The Eternal Land of Xarrel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zacaroth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.325 billion Xarrelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakatet. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xarrelian economy, worth 996 trillion Debens a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,123 Debens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarrel's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Ogdoad.

Xarrel is ranked 18,597^th in the world and 590^th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 996 trillion Standard Monetary Units.