The United Provinces of Xanneria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Commandant Sage Davidson with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.168 billion Xannerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominica City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xannerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,782 trillion Roundels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 146,490 Roundels, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", Xannerian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Xannerian Moonshine". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanneria's national animal is the Xannerian Larger Blue Jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xanneria is ranked 118,364^th in the world and 45^th in Esportiva for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.88 law-abiding acts per hour.