The Christmas Present Elf Santa of Wymondham is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wym with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.492 billion Wymondhamians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Wymondham. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wymondhamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Scarabs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,308 Scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, government policy is dictated by Friendship, and ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wymondham's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Friendship.

Wymondham is ranked 12,658^th in the world and 692^nd in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,930.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.