The War land of Wwwwd is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mr cool with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.575 billion Wwwwdis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wwwd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong Wwwwdian economy, worth 87.2 trillion wwwds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,381 wwwds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, oracles predict landslide victories for Mr cool for the next 50 years, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wwwwd's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christian.

Wwwwd is ranked 101,594^th in the world and 54^th in Africa for Fattest Citizens, with 11.44 Obesity Rate.