The Queendom of Worms Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen April Dreemurr with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.557 billion Worms Republicians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Red Panda City. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worms Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,879 trillion Apples a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 336,497 Apples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Worms Republic's national animal is the Red Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Worms Republic is ranked 12,917^th in the world and 2^nd in Krasnaya for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,929.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.