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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 13th
The Glorious Empire of
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WooShell
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Woolitania

Population32.3 billion

CapitalWoolitania City
LeaderWooShell
FaithCult of the Three Winds

Currencywoolian
Animalwoolpertinger

The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by WooShell with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.3 billion Woolitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,136 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,835 woolians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Woolitania City bus driver, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Woolitania's mid-life crisis, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 112,839th in the world and 188th in Forest for Most Average, scoring 37.78 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 35thMost Cheerful Citizens: 38thMost Developed: 64thLongest Average Lifespans: 77thSmartest Citizens: 90thMost Secular: 90thMost Pacifist: 114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 121stLeast Corrupt Governments: 133rdNicest Citizens: 195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 254thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 269thHighest Crime Rates: 402ndHighest Economic Output: 403rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 508thMost Inclusive: 529thHighest Poor Incomes: 604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 611thMost Efficient Economies: 885thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,356thLargest Populations: 1,461stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,471stHighest Average Incomes: 1,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,772ndBest Weather: 2,010thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 7,192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,273rdLargest Governments: 8,570thMost Armed: 11,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,465thTop
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Most Influential: 16,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,062ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,626thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,847th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Woolitania's mid-life crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Woolitania City bus driver.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.

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