Population | 13.965 billion |
Capital | Christmas |
Leader | Kalendorf |
Faith | Socratian Enlightenment |
Currency | Faulkner |
Animal | Owl |
The Supreme Empire of Woodleland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kalendorf with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.965 billion Woodlelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmas. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Woodlelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,329 trillion Faulkners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,845 Faulkners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A flying elephant and Kalendorf share the same nickname, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woodleland's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Socratian Enlightenment.
Woodleland is ranked 10,180th in the world and 34th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 2,337.2362472234 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Woodleland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in Woodleland, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
- : Following new legislation in Woodleland, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
- : Following new legislation in Woodleland, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Woodleland, a flying elephant and Kalendorf share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Woodleland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Woodleland was endorsed by The Flame of Sanjurika.
- : Woodleland was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Woodleland was endorsed by The Unitary Democratic States of Weeklingz Federation.
- : Woodleland was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Le Libertia, Gooblaria, Elaeria, Pland Adanna, PhDre, Nova Angelus, UPC, Decacon, Primorye Oblast, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, and Grande pudimland.