The Town of Winchester MA is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Select Board with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.387 billion Winchesterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester Center. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Winchester MAian economy, worth 715 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,454 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Winchesterians, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Winchester MA's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Winchester MA is ranked 62,748^th in the world and 2^nd in Massachusetts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.25 law-abiding acts per hour.