The Colony of Whuigro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Janecek with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.98 billion Whuigroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jesenik. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The all-consuming Whuigroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,434 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, maximum security Whuigroan subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, you're only as old as you feel, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whuigro's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secularism.

Whuigro is ranked 44,796^th in the world and 5^th in Roma Invicta for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.83 law-abiding acts per hour.