The Community of Whest of Whest is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 608 million Wests live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Westiano economy, worth 42.9 trillion Refous a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,608 Refous, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Super-powered zombies parade through the streets of Whest of Whest City, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Whest of Whest, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Westiano Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Whest of Whest's national animal is the Lebanese Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Whest of Whest is ranked 201,561^st in the world and 3,520^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -75.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.