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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thMost Armed: 39thHighest Crime Rates: 71st
The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of
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Population28.169 billion

CapitalRollercoaster Land and Gun Range


The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.169 billion Whereisthatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,874 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 457,029 Kalashnikovs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 225,956th in the world and 10,172nd in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -69.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thMost Armed: 39thHighest Crime Rates: 71stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 163rdLargest Gambling Industry: 202ndHighest Economic Output: 241stFattest Citizens: 273rdRudest Citizens: 300thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 380thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 384thHighest Average Incomes: 446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 519thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 524thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 535thMost Influential: 671stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 939thMost Cultured: 1,017thLargest Retail Industry: 1,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,512thMost Avoided: 1,546thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,645thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,166thSmartest Citizens: 2,243rdTop
Largest Populations: 2,646thLargest Black Market: 3,355thMost Efficient Economies: 4,882ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,325thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,358thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,398thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,905thLargest Mining Sector: 9,437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,708thTop
Most Secular: 11,651stHighest Drug Use: 17,271stMost Stationary: 20,080th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 265th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 288th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 294th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 334th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 337th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 360th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 373rd in the regionMost Stationary: 494th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 503rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 518th in the regionMost Secular: 627th in the region

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