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Most Pacifist: 976thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,126th
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What The Heckoslovakia

Population6.356 billion

CapitalNew Rome
LeaderSupreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread
FaithJasonism

CurrencySimoleon
AnimalUnicorn

The Holy Empire of What The Heckoslovakia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread with an even hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.356 billion Stans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rome. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient What The Heckoslovakian economy, worth 662 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 104,302 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. What The Heckoslovakia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jasonism.

What The Heckoslovakia is ranked 29,701st in the world and 39th in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Economic Output, with 662 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 976thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,126thMost Inclusive: 1,220thNicest Citizens: 1,222ndBest Weather: 1,400thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,683rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,841stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,852ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,177thHealthiest Citizens: 2,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,243rdTop
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Safest: 2,742ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,762ndMost Cultured: 3,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,734thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,750thMost Developed: 3,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,040thMost Devout: 4,438thMost Influential: 5,292ndLargest Governments: 7,170thSmartest Citizens: 7,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,304thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,329thMost Income Equality: 13,745thMost Stationary: 18,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,883rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,935th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.

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