| Population | 6.356 billion |
| Capital | New Rome |
| Leader | Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread |
| Faith | Jasonism |
| Currency | Simoleon |
| Animal | Unicorn |
The Holy Empire of What The Heckoslovakia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread with an even hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.356 billion Stans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rome. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient What The Heckoslovakian economy, worth 662 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 104,302 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religious education is a new government priority, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. What The Heckoslovakia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jasonism.
What The Heckoslovakia is ranked 29,701st in the world and 39th in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Economic Output, with 662 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
What The Heckoslovakia, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » 
Candensia, 
The Atomic Schism, 
Exbrenia, 
Klusis, 
Rumanian States, 
Nonadia, 
Srednjaci, 
Vennos, and 
South Easthern.
