The Republic of West Mistin Islasukia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.37 billion West Mistin Islasukians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The very strong West Mistin Islasukian economy, worth 531 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 51,283 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,932 per year while the poor average 8,419, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. West Mistin Islasukia's national animal is the eagle.

West Mistin Islasukia is ranked 167,032^nd in the world and 7^th in Q102 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,074.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.