The Holy Republic of Werewolf Islands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Anastasia III with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.486 billion Wolfinites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Fang. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfinite economy, worth a remarkable 3,338 trillion Wolfinite Yen a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,479 Wolfinite Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Werewolf Islands's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lycannism.

Werewolf Islands is ranked 259,348^th in the world and 65^th in The Galactics Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.