The Kingdom of Webvania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader Webb with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.715 billion Webvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Webvania City. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Webvanian economy, worth 493 trillion Gold Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,641 Gold Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, Leader Webb has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Webvania's national animal is the Arachnid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Webvania is ranked 73,088^th in the world and 2,520^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.48 Weapons Per Person.