Population | 12.378 billion |
Capital | Halicz |
Leader | King Stefan I |
Faith | Trinitism - officially none |
Currency | złoty |
Animal | eagle |
The IC Kingdom of Halicz-Słupica of Warsaw-Halicz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Stefan I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 12.378 billion Haliczans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halicz. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haliczan economy, worth a remarkable 2,407 trillion złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,501 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warsaw-Halicz's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trinitism - officially none.
Warsaw-Halicz is ranked 4,913th in the world and 219th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 169 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Warsaw-Halicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Warsaw-Halicz endorsed a map .
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, light entertainment isn't dead.
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.