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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,264th
The IC Kingdom of Halicz-Słupica of
Democratic Socialists Hell
He who has no duties, deserves no rights.
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Warsaw-Halicz

Population12.378 billion

CapitalHalicz
LeaderKing Stefan I
FaithTrinitism - officially none

Currencyzłoty
Animaleagle

The IC Kingdom of Halicz-Słupica of Warsaw-Halicz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Stefan I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 12.378 billion Haliczans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halicz. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haliczan economy, worth a remarkable 2,407 trillion złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,501 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warsaw-Halicz's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trinitism - officially none.

Warsaw-Halicz is ranked 4,913th in the world and 219th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 169 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,199thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,264thHealthiest Citizens: 3,355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,424thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,900thMost Cultured: 4,913thMost Developed: 5,075thSmartest Citizens: 5,173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,735thHighest Food Quality: 6,803rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,252ndRudest Citizens: 8,509thLowest Crime Rates: 9,012thHighest Economic Output: 9,583rdBest Weather: 10,315thHighest Average Incomes: 10,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,557thMost Stationary: 11,979thMost Influential: 13,646thLargest Governments: 14,064thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,664thMost Inclusive: 19,698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,126thSafest: 21,192ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,213thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,296thMost Efficient Economies: 24,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,446thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,940thNicest Citizens: 28,690th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 201st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 217th in the regionMost Cultured: 219th in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 246th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 256th in the regionMost Developed: 258th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 300th in the regionRudest Citizens: 301st in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 357th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 358th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 363rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 499th in the regionBest Weather: 509th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 542nd in the regionLargest Populations: 561st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 568th in the regionLargest Governments: 591st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 708th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Warsaw-Halicz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Warsaw-Halicz endorsed a map .
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, light entertainment isn't dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Warsaw-Halicz, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.

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