Population | 3.755 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs DXL is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.755 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 731 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,832 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians have tenure, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, military funding has been stripped back, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DXL's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs DXL is ranked 341,969th in the world and 333rd in Realm of Dogs for Smartest Citizens, with 0.83 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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War Dogs DXL, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs DXL, military funding has been stripped back.
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War Dogs DXL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs DXL, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
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War Dogs DXL, politicians have tenure.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs DXL, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
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War Dogs DXL, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs DXL, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs DXL, pros are the new cons.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs DXL, scientists have great chemistry with their subjects.