Population | 3.882 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CDXXIX is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.882 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 586 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,105 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and War Dogs are unrivalled in obstacle courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDXXIX's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDXXIX is ranked 344,744th in the world and 724th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, War Dogs are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
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War Dogs CDXXIX was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXXIX, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.