Population | 3.85 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CDXLIII is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.85 billion War Dogs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 814 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,488 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Many friends and relatives of Dog O'War have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, and diplomats in War Dogs CDXLIII are furious at constant police surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDXLIII's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDXLIII is ranked 100,371st in the world and 149th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,151.15 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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War Dogs CDXLIII, diplomats in War Dogs CDXLIII are furious at constant police surveillance.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, many friends and relatives of Dog O'War have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, "Dog O'War got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
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War Dogs CDXLIII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CDXLIII, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.