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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,626thNicest Citizens: 5,765th
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As far as countries go, this one's alright!
Lee Dur
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Wankdeed

Population2.885 billion

CapitalKush
LeaderLee Dur
FaithAyyyyy-theist

CurrencyMonopoly Dollar
AnimalStoner

The Community of Wankdeed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lee Dur with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.885 billion Wankies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kush. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wankdian economy, worth 325 trillion Monopoly Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,690 Monopoly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Lee Dur's bedroom, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wankdeed's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ayyyyy-theist.

Wankdeed is ranked 10,737th in the world and 17th in Refugia for Most Secular, with 92.94 Atheism Rate.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,626thNicest Citizens: 5,765thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,451stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,048thBest Weather: 7,308thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,914thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,030thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,259thMost Pacifist: 8,818thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,705thMost Inclusive: 10,073rdMost Developed: 10,260thMost Influential: 10,331stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,468thMost Secular: 10,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,911thSmartest Citizens: 12,010thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,093rdMost Cultured: 13,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,261stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,708thLargest Governments: 16,859thLowest Crime Rates: 17,526thMost Efficient Economies: 19,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,476thSafest: 23,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,527th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionNudest: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wankdeed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Lee Dur's bedroom.
  • : Wankdeed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Allied States of Inaros OPA.
  • : Wankdeed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Lacking of HumanSanity.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Oligarchy of Vystrania.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.

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