The Kaylon Colony of Wadua is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaylon Primary with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.184 billion Kaylons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaylon 1. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waduan economy, worth 788 trillion Quantums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,702 Quantums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, political commentators say that Kaylon Primary's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wadua's national animal is the The Builders, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kaylonism.

Wadua is ranked 291,243^rd in the world and 5,172^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -238.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.