The Republic of Wadelhelpia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Delia Helper with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The democratic population of 9.562 billion Wadelhelpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wadelhelpton. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wadelhelpian economy, worth 396 trillion floryns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,493 floryns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wadelhelpia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Delegationism.

Wadelhelpia is ranked 84,960^th in the world and 42^nd in Nudist Dreamland for Most Secular, with 17.87 Atheism Rate.