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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 412thMost Influential: 461st
The Tsaral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.429 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.429 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,809 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 214,911th in the world and 9,734th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -268.67 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 412thMost Influential: 461stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,702ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,171stTop
Largest Black Market: 2,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,460thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,157thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,101stMost Efficient Economies: 6,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,581stHighest Average Incomes: 7,937thLargest Governments: 7,947thMost Armed: 8,099thMost Secular: 8,569thLowest Crime Rates: 9,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,035thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,566thHighest Economic Output: 14,305thMost Developed: 14,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,849thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,590th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Black Market: 86th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 211th in the regionMost Armed: 314th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 314th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 315th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 379th in the regionLargest Governments: 407th in the regionMost Secular: 456th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 457th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 461st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 490th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 673rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 716th in the regionMost Stationary: 757th in the regionMost Developed: 793rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 796th in the regionLargest Populations: 821st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 842nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 903rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 969th in the region

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