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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394thMost Influential: 445th
The Tsaral Realm of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
The light of the Volka Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
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Volstokn

Population7.686 billion

CapitalVolkoniemi
LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithElisimism

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.686 billion Volkish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoniemi. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Markkaa a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,555 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Elisimism.

Volstokn is ranked 13,352nd in the world and 433rd in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,349 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394thMost Influential: 445thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,177thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,317thLargest Mining Sector: 2,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,364thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,489thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,387thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,248thMost Efficient Economies: 6,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,116thLargest Governments: 8,220thMost Secular: 8,997thLowest Crime Rates: 9,125thHighest Average Incomes: 9,634thMost Armed: 9,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,081stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,640thHighest Economic Output: 13,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,210thMost Developed: 14,719thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,402ndMost Stationary: 22,064thMost Cultured: 23,957th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 321st in the regionMost Armed: 344th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 380th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 433rd in the regionLargest Governments: 435th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 450th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 459th in the regionMost Secular: 468th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 471st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 613th in the regionMost Stationary: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 670th in the regionRudest Citizens: 806th in the regionMost Developed: 830th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 832nd in the regionLargest Populations: 841st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 866th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 933rd in the region

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