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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 257thMost Influential: 525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 564th
The Monarchial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
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Population6.039 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.039 billion Varolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion Varoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,092 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King-Emperor Boris Welmington II's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 191,200th in the world and 8,342nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.65 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 257thMost Influential: 525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,814thTop
Largest Governments: 2,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,558thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,596thHighest Average Incomes: 3,637thLowest Crime Rates: 3,760thLargest Black Market: 4,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,244thMost Developed: 4,791stMost Cultured: 5,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,730thSmartest Citizens: 6,113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,467thMost Efficient Economies: 7,532ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,138thMost Inclusive: 9,397thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,375thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,856thRudest Citizens: 10,939thHighest Economic Output: 10,973rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,805thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,823rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,052nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionLargest Black Market: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 180th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 239th in the regionMost Cultured: 273rd in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 344th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 346th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 349th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 408th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 450th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 546th in the regionMost Inclusive: 551st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 565th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 588th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 636th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 684th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 810th in the regionLargest Populations: 867th in the region

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