Population | 7.14 billion |
Currency | Object Permanence |
Animal | Question Mark |
The Republic of Vara 7 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.14 billion Vara 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Object Permanences a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,630 Object Permanences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 7's national animal is the Question Mark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Vara 7 is ranked 13,957th in the world and 34th in Eye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vara 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental.
- : Vara 7 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 7, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.