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Valentian Elysium

Population3.867 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.867 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 435 trillion b0Is a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,567 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 11,082nd in the world and 177th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,738.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Influential: 285thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 877thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,612thMost Pacifist: 4,864thNicest Citizens: 4,877thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,337thMost Inclusive: 6,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,138thMost Cultured: 7,273rdBest Weather: 7,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,545thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,587thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,659thSafest: 9,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,530thHealthiest Citizens: 10,788thMost Developed: 10,835thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,104thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,562ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,284thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,565thMost Efficient Economies: 13,794thMost Secular: 14,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,171stLargest Governments: 17,875thMost Income Equality: 18,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,054thLowest Crime Rates: 19,918thMost Politically Free: 21,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,352nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 44th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionMost Income Equality: 99th in the regionNudest: 101st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 104th in the region

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