The Community Wealth of Utopian Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Long Haired Liberal with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.8 billion open-minded Archivists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient non-binary Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,841 trillion small vegan sausages a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,318 small vegan sausages, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, one can wake up in Utopian Archive and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopian Archive's national animal is the slightly worried bovine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Utopian Archive is ranked 2,164^th in the world and 31^st in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 186.78 quips per hour.