The United States of Usorno is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Presidente Rosquilla Viento with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning Orange Donkey population. The hard-working population of 9.702 billion Usornoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colon. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The Usornoan economy, worth 412 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,483 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Usorno has designated Colon as its capital city, Presidente Rosquilla Viento has just been declared ruler of Usorno in an international press conference, and State-Funded Mentalism has been named as Usorno's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Usorno's national animal is the Orange Donkey and its national religion is State-Funded Mentalism.

Usorno is ranked 194,067^th in the world and 33^rd in Wide Enness Ocean for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.21 law-abiding acts per hour.