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Largest Retail Industry: 1,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,606thMost Devout: 1,976th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Strength Through Freedom
James Caesar
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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United Tatumia

Population4.099 billion

CapitalTomasiun
LeaderJames Caesar

CurrencyTatumian dollar
AnimalCobra

The Empire of United Tatumia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by James Caesar with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.099 billion United Tatumians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomasiun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.5%.

The frighteningly efficient United Tatumian economy, worth 882 trillion Tatumian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,390 Tatumian dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,117,027 per year while the poor average 22,503, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

James Caesar's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and the only women behind bars are barmaids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Tatumia's national animal is the Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Tatumia is ranked 83,980th in the world and 117th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,328.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,606thMost Devout: 1,976thFattest Citizens: 2,194thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,125thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,462ndMost Avoided: 3,615thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,883rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,246thMost Efficient Economies: 4,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,878thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,221stHighest Average Incomes: 5,423rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,428thLargest Mining Sector: 5,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,790thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,916thMost Influential: 5,934thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,087thLargest Black Market: 6,549thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,683rdRudest Citizens: 7,114thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,714thMost Cultured: 8,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,813thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,152ndTop
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Largest Governments: 12,124thLowest Crime Rates: 15,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,771stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,491stHighest Economic Output: 21,275thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,787th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, the only women behind bars are barmaids.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, James Caesar's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : United Tatumia was endorsed by The Shadow Cult of Jocospor.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in United Tatumia, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.

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