by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,131stMost Influential: 7,009thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,884th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
By the people, for the people
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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United States of Mitch

Population508 million

CapitalMitch Town

CurrencyGold bar

The Free Land of United States of Mitch is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 508 million Mitchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitch Town. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mitchian economy, worth 42.5 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,691 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Mitchian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Mitch's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Mitch is ranked 181,791st in the world and 6,467th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.94 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,131stMost Influential: 7,009thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,884thSafest: 10,152ndMost Pacifist: 11,726thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,457thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,278thMost Inclusive: 17,931stNicest Citizens: 18,346thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,857thSmartest Citizens: 21,717thMost Cultured: 21,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,808th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 237th in the regionSafest: 343rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 468th in the regionNudest: 474th in the regionMost Pacifist: 477th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 481st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 514th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 588th in the regionMost Influential: 641st in the regionMost Cultured: 642nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 654th in the regionMost Inclusive: 658th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 666th in the regionNicest Citizens: 678th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 698th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 790th in the region

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