The Tsardom of United Socialist States of Bulgaria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Boris IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.395 billion Bulgarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliko Tarnovo. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,305 trillion Levs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,444 Levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Tsar Boris IV's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Socialist States of Bulgaria's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

United Socialist States of Bulgaria is ranked 5,814^th in the world and 1^st in The Narva Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 75.3 flags saluted per person per day.