The Federation of United Republic of Free States is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 519 million Free Staters enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertyville. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Statese economy, worth 53.9 trillion URFS shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,835 URFS shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Herbal teas are only consumed by hipsters who want to look marginal, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Republic of Free States's national animal is the Big nosed blue-finned turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Republic of Free States is ranked 148,571^st in the world and 6,263^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 14.39 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.