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Most Influential: 5,290thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,119th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Humanity is Humanities biggest enemy. Let's change that
Supreme Ruler Shlomit Levine
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United Regions of Israel

Population2.101 billion

LeaderSupreme Ruler Shlomit Levine
FaithJudao-Commie christianic-SatinistJudaism

CurrencyFake shekels hehe

The Free Land of United Regions of Israel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Ruler Shlomit Levine with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.101 billion Israelites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tall-Ashaad. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Israeli economy, worth 113 trillion Fake shekels hehes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,036 Fake shekels hehes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of Fake shekels hehes into rehabilitation programs annually, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Regions of Israel's national animal is the Dragoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judao-Commie christianic-SatinistJudaism.

United Regions of Israel is ranked 151,084th in the world and 13th in Ferngill Federation for Fattest Citizens, with 9.6 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 5,290thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,119thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,779thMost Devout: 13,986thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,652ndMost Inclusive: 17,609thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,310thMost Cultured: 20,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,454thBest Weather: 21,615thNicest Citizens: 21,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,495th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

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