The Empire of United People of Drazzil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas Hamilton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.299 billion Drazzilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Drazzilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Piastras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 238,211 Piastras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,268 per year while the poor average 67,157, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United People of Drazzil's national animal is the Manul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

United People of Drazzil is ranked 33,382^nd in the world and 3^rd in Lardyland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.78 law-abiding acts per hour.