The Republic of United Lokkia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Raven Thorne with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.408 billion United Lokkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuskopolis. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Lokkian economy, worth 302 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,439 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Lokkia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

United Lokkia is ranked 5,743^rd in the world and 334^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,123.21 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.