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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,574thMost Devout: 9,185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,259th
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United Kolane

Population519 million

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Animalfox

The Republic of United Kolane is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 519 million United Kolaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kolanean economy, worth 64.4 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 124,055 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kolane's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Kolane is ranked 16,430th in the world and 1st in Storage for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,776.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,574thMost Devout: 9,185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,259thRudest Citizens: 10,153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,443rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,355thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,722ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,430thHighest Food Quality: 17,222ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,022ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,630thMost Cultured: 21,561stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,059thHighest Average Incomes: 24,506thMost Developed: 26,024thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,288th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : United Kolane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolane, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.

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