The Federal Republic of United Kolance is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 608 million United Kolanceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aallin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.
The frighteningly efficient United Kolancean economy, worth 77.8 trillion United Kolance Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,036 United Kolance Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,246 per year while the poor average 26,470, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.
Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, United Kolance's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the UKBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kolance's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
United Kolance is ranked 15,041st in the world and 181st in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,780.34 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
United Kolance, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- :
United Kolance was endorsed by
The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
- : Following new legislation in
United Kolance, the UKBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- :
United Kolance was endorsed by
The People's Republic of Anargerion.
- : Following new legislation in
United Kolance, United Kolance's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- :
United Kolance endorsed
The People's Republic of Anargerion.
- : Following new legislation in
United Kolance, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in
United Kolance, foreign despots proudly bandstand on United Kolancean airwaves.
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United Kolance was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in
United Kolance, euthanasia is legal.
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