by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,131stRudest Citizens: 2,711thMost Influential: 4,275th
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United Kolance

Population608 million

CapitalSaint Aallin

CurrencyUnited Kolance Dollar

The Federal Republic of United Kolance is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 608 million United Kolanceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aallin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kolancean economy, worth 77.8 trillion United Kolance Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,036 United Kolance Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,246 per year while the poor average 26,470, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, United Kolance's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the UKBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kolance's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Kolance is ranked 15,041st in the world and 181st in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,780.34 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,131stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,711thMost Influential: 4,275thFattest Citizens: 6,862ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,974thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,059thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,356thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,569thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,794thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,327thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,492ndMost Armed: 11,923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,168thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,821stLargest Retail Industry: 15,041stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,369thMost Efficient Economies: 16,387thMost Cultured: 16,770thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,171stHighest Food Quality: 17,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,691stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,546thHighest Average Incomes: 22,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,978thHighest Drug Use: 24,327thMost Politically Free: 25,685th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 92nd in the regionMost Extreme: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionMost Armed: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 110th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 118th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 129th in the region

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