The Farewell Neosis of United Island States of Southeast Asia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Michael H Frederick with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.905 billion United Islanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Basset City. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Islander economy, worth 378 trillion Asian-American Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,279 Asian-American Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Island States of Southeast Asia's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of The Hound.

United Island States of Southeast Asia is ranked 46,881^st in the world and 1,707^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 185.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.